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Saving The NBA: HBO Edition

MD muses about possible solutions to the current NBA lockout situation. This week, characters from HBO.

Team HBO

"In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my c**k."

Point Guard: Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones

The diminutive Tyrion Lannister is a natural at the one position. Tyrion plays the game with a calculated precision; no pass is made without thinking about the bigger picture.  More of a heady player than a true athlete, Tyrion is at his best when he gets under his opponent’s skin.

Who he reminds us of: Think Muggsy Bogues with Jason Kidd’s basketball IQ. Continue reading

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MuddledDiction’s Top Halloween Costumes for 2011.

Halloween can be an intimidating time.  It’s the ultimate-what-to-wear night.  Do you go funny with your costume?  Controversial? Sexy? Slutty?  There are so many questions and so much anxiety.  MuddledDiction is here for you.  We present our Halloween costumes for 2011:

NBA Commissioner David Stern:

For all the trick-or-treaters out there who are considering taking this Halloween off, MuddledDiction recommends the David Stern. If you’re planning on staying home this year, even though everyone really wants to see you, this is the perfect costume. Continue reading

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Learning From Larry David

Larry David is currently enjoying the vast success of his improv-based HBO comedy Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Much like Seinfeld did, Curb appeals to our real world sensibilities.  Sure, the plot lines are ridiculous, and each show’s ending is wrapped up with a nice little bow of irony.  But what’s more important is that we can relate to the various predicaments that Larry faces and empathize as he stumbles through differing degrees of social faux pas.I’d like to think we all have a Larry David in us.  He’s the part of you that gets mad when someone doesn’t say ‘thank you’ after you’ve opened the door.  He’s that part that views disagreements as violent acts of treason.  He’s the part that just wants an apology, provided the apologizer is on his or her knees kissing your feet.  He believes in a rigid value system comprised of indisputable rights and wrongs, except when they need to be molded to make him out to be the good guy.  In short, our inner Larry David is that politically-incorrect, selfish, narcissistic, neurotic asshole that every once in a while says something they really mean and inevitably faces the unfortunate consequences.

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The Unintended Benefits of The NFL’s Summer Lockout

Photo by the Associated Press

With the National Football League finally ending its four and a half month lockout, we fans have experienced something akin to waking up from a coma on Christmas day.  We’ve collectively been on life support for the summer, only to open our eyes to Tom Brady and Adrian Peterson standing by our hospital bed, carrying boxes of glistening presents and telling us everything is going to be OK.  And even if you never took the lockout seriously, you had to at least breathe a sigh of relief knowing your Sundays have once again been booked through February.

It’s not like we wouldn’t have survived the long, cold winter without the NFL, and maybe we would have simply piled all of our enthusiasm into college football. However, we can’t say there wouldn’t have been something missing each week.  Fantasy football, friends, family, all the elation and anguish that comes with rooting for your favorite team.  And regardless of whether you win or lose, you can’t forget the occasional fit of drunken debauchery.  If baseball is still considered to be America’s pastime, then football should be dubbed “America’s Obsession.”  I shudder to think of the possible ramifications of a fall season without the great game.  Especially in a time of recession, we Americans deserve a little more escapism to go along with our super hero blockbusters.

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