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Saving The NBA: HBO Edition

MD muses about possible solutions to the current NBA lockout situation. This week, characters from HBO.

Team HBO

"In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my c**k."

Point Guard: Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones

The diminutive Tyrion Lannister is a natural at the one position. Tyrion plays the game with a calculated precision; no pass is made without thinking about the bigger picture.  More of a heady player than a true athlete, Tyrion is at his best when he gets under his opponent’s skin.

Who he reminds us of: Think Muggsy Bogues with Jason Kidd’s basketball IQ. Continue reading

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Learning From Larry David

Larry David is currently enjoying the vast success of his improv-based HBO comedy Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Much like Seinfeld did, Curb appeals to our real world sensibilities.  Sure, the plot lines are ridiculous, and each show’s ending is wrapped up with a nice little bow of irony.  But what’s more important is that we can relate to the various predicaments that Larry faces and empathize as he stumbles through differing degrees of social faux pas.I’d like to think we all have a Larry David in us.  He’s the part of you that gets mad when someone doesn’t say ‘thank you’ after you’ve opened the door.  He’s that part that views disagreements as violent acts of treason.  He’s the part that just wants an apology, provided the apologizer is on his or her knees kissing your feet.  He believes in a rigid value system comprised of indisputable rights and wrongs, except when they need to be molded to make him out to be the good guy.  In short, our inner Larry David is that politically-incorrect, selfish, narcissistic, neurotic asshole that every once in a while says something they really mean and inevitably faces the unfortunate consequences.

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