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MD’s Top Unibrows of All Time.

Last week, Kentucky phenom Anthony Davis showcased more than his versatility on the court in leading the Wildcats to a National title.  In fact, the big man’s skills and his squad’s dominate run through the tourney took a back seat to something much more impressive.  Anthony Davis shamelessly sports a unibrow.

Long ridiculed and often despised, the unibrow has seeped through the underbelly of society, popping up now and then among some the world’s most respected individuals.  But what was once a cult classic has now become mainstream.  In honor of Anthony Davis’s coming out party, we give you MD’s Top Unibrows of All Time.

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Subtle, serious, effective.

1. Josh Hartnett: “Heartthrob Unibrow”

Josh’s uni first burst onto the scene in the 1998 teenage thriller The Faculty.  In a world where the brow was looked at with contempt, Josh glided through Hollywood, landing major roles in Black Hawk Down, Lucky Number Sleven, and Sin City.  In the romantic comedy 40 Days and 40 Nights, women were given the impossible task of resisting Hartnett’s seductive singular.

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MD’s John Cusack-Inspired Guide to 2012

First off, Happy New Year!  Welcome to 2012.  All of us at the editorial staff of MuddledDiction hope that you and yours truly have an amazing year.  While we’re at it, we hope that in our absence you had a happy Thanksgiving, Christmas, Channukah, Kwanza, and that you enjoyed your Martin Luther King Day.

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Saving The NBA: HBO Edition

MD muses about possible solutions to the current NBA lockout situation. This week, characters from HBO.

Team HBO

"In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my c**k."

Point Guard: Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones

The diminutive Tyrion Lannister is a natural at the one position. Tyrion plays the game with a calculated precision; no pass is made without thinking about the bigger picture.  More of a heady player than a true athlete, Tyrion is at his best when he gets under his opponent’s skin.

Who he reminds us of: Think Muggsy Bogues with Jason Kidd’s basketball IQ. Continue reading

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Dear Virgin Mobile,

Thank you for last night.  I can’t remember the last time I said that.  It’s definitely been since before I moved to D.C.

I am writing you through my hangover from Virgin FreeFest 2011.  I didn’t even drink (heavily) yesterday, but my body hurts like it’s March 18th, January 1st or Seis de Mayo.  I have been to a concert or two and I have attended my fair share of festivals, but Virgin FreeFest was unique.

The crowd at FreeFest was like nothing I have ever seen.  September 10th was an all-day party in Columbia, Md.  ”Let Free Ring” was the phrase of the day and the fans made their appreciation of the free festival obvious.  Black and red festival t-shirts from years past polka-dotted the festival grounds.  People literally walked around speaking their love for the festival organizers.

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