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Muddled Diction
Pop Culture Ramblings From The Millennial Generation
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MD’s Top Unibrows of All Time.
Last week, Kentucky phenom Anthony Davis showcased more than his versatility on the court in leading the Wildcats to a National title. In fact, the big man’s skills and his squad’s dominate run through the tourney took a back seat to something much more impressive. Anthony Davis shamelessly sports a unibrow.
Long ridiculed and often despised, the unibrow has seeped through the underbelly of society, popping up now and then among some the world’s most respected individuals. But what was once a cult classic has now become mainstream. In honor of Anthony Davis’s coming out party, we give you MD’s Top Unibrows of All Time.
Subtle, serious, effective.
1. Josh Hartnett: “Heartthrob Unibrow”
Josh’s uni first burst onto the scene in the 1998 teenage thriller The Faculty. In a world where the brow was looked at with contempt, Josh glided through Hollywood, landing major roles in Black Hawk Down, Lucky Number Sleven, and Sin City. In the romantic comedy 40 Days and 40 Nights, women were given the impossible task of resisting Hartnett’s seductive singular.
Hey! We’re still here!
Occupy Muddled Diction has affected all of us, and now it is time to issue a formal response. We know the legions of rabid followers have been demanding an answer to one simple question: What happened to the new posts? Where is the witty commentary? The uncanny insight? Alright, so maybe three questions, but they all deserve proper attention.
It’s true, MD has been dormant for over a month and although we would like to blame everyone else but ourselves, the truth is we can’t.
But here’s the good news: we’re still alive, and we actually plan on doing more. A better website, more posts, and other new stuff.
See you soon.
MD
Saving The NBA: HBO Edition
MD muses about possible solutions to the current NBA lockout situation. This week, characters from HBO.
Team HBO
"In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my c**k."
Point Guard: Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
The diminutive Tyrion Lannister is a natural at the one position. Tyrion plays the game with a calculated precision; no pass is made without thinking about the bigger picture. More of a heady player than a true athlete, Tyrion is at his best when he gets under his opponent’s skin.
Who he reminds us of: Think Muggsy Bogues with Jason Kidd’s basketball IQ. Continue reading
